• Please arrive outside Westminster Pier at 12:15 to start the check in process.

    Our team will be on Embankment at the top near street level to check tickets. A member of our team will be at the pier to direct you to the boarding point once your ticket has been checked in, please don’t go down to the boat without having your ticket checked and stamped. Once we are ready to board we will call everyone down to the boat.

    The nearest tube station is Westminster.


  • Please have your ticket ready as a print out or on your phone to facilitate a quick boarding 🙂


  • The boat will leave on time (12:45) and will not wait for anyone who arrives late.

    The boat will be going all the way down to Battersea and up to Greenwich, and will not be stopping until we disembark back at Westminster (4:45-5pm)


  • Sorry, you cannot bring food or drinks on the boat.

    The boat has two bars on board serving soft drinks, draught beer/cider, wine and spirits. Card payments are accepted. You can smoke on all the outside areas of the boat. We recommend you eat before you board the boat.


  • CHANGE OF PLANS? If you can’t make it anymore please put your ticket up for resell.

    The waiting list for this event is long so if you ticket is matched to someone on the waiting list you get a full refund. The earlier you do this the better chance you have to get a match and a refund. Click here for details on how resell works.


The Jewel of London is a 240 capacity party boat with two large decks, open sunroof and viewing gallery. It has two outside decks one to the front and one to the rear. On board is a superb sound system, perfect for those summer tunes. During the four hours of cruising (on the boat!)  Our DJs will be delivering the signature BEEFMINCE sound, but carefully re-adjusted for a delightful (but yet boozy) afternoon.

We will have you back on dry land by 5pm.


Need some post BOATMINCE plans? 

Advance Tickets are SOLD OUT for the Bank Holiday Sunday event at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, limited tickets are available at the door but please note this is separate event that is not operated by BEEFMINCE. Your BOATMINCE tickets do not get you entry to this event.


See you on-board! x